up-andd-away:

Work it out as you read!

First of all, pick the number of times i week you would like to have sex.

(Pick more than one time.)

Next, multiply this number by 2.

(Just to be bold.)

Now add 5.
(For Sunday.)

Then multiply it by 50.

(Being a bit stupid, I’ll wait for you to get the…

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